Aries – They say blondes have more fun. If you are a blonde and you are having fun reading this, then you’re probably high from all the chemicals you used to bleach your hair with.
Taurus- Be professional. When someone beats you in Fifa 12, do not smash your controller on the floor. Simply quit the game before its too late.
Gemini- The lining up of planets Mercury and Venus have predicted a sizzling and gassy future. Better not upsize that Big Mac Meal!
Cancer- The world is your oyster. However, since you live in the sea, everything smells like fish. So take my advice and buy water proof makeup.
Leo- Some generosity will do you good. When you think someone needs to be slapped, don’t give him just one, give him two.
Virgo- Find ways to avoid interruption at work. This could mean hiding in the bathroom with your iPod, while your boss searches for you to give you something useless like actual work.
Libra-The cards predict great disaster! You are likely to suffer a financial loss. So avoid playing poker today.
Scorpio- With the coming of Christmas, you seem to have confused yourself for Santa Claus by judging everyone for the whole year and then giving them a doll worth AED 2 or a lump of coal.
Sagittarius- You will experience great jealousy of those who are not glued to their phones since your BlackBerry service might just end today.
Capricorn- It is time to plan for the future. An important decision need to be taken regarding how many days of school, work, or university you will be bunking this year, so that you can think of a valid excuse for each. How about, ‘My future predicts great misery, so I cannot come in today and see your face’.
Aquarius- Relationships may become unstable today as you forget a loved one’s special day. Did I mention there’s a discount on minor injuries at the hospital today?
Pisces- A penny saved is a penny earned. But with the downfall of the Dollar, it’s better that you spend it anyway.